Flasher

On Saturday night I landed at a birthday party. All was well until I made my way to the ladies room. I opened the door started to apply lipstick and a woman who I met earlier walked in and proceeded to flash me and then ask what I thought of her breasts.

I wasn't ready for that. This was a 1st, so I blundered, tripped on my feet said they were OK and made a mad dash for the door only to be halted once again, as the discomfort grew, I prayed for someone else to walk in--didn't want any part of this. Not really attracted to women and this one didn't move me at all.

I felt claustrophobic and frustrated all at once, for maybe 2 minutes but I swear it could have been a lifetime. Yes, someone walked in and I took my hasty exit and avoided that chick like the plague for the rest of the night.

Lesson learned: Don't break the seal, until you are home--gotta keep those crazy women away.