I may have found the best kept secret in the world. Women, men, and not so small children everywhere will thank me and hopefully make donations to the keep Sam wealthy fund. As I drink my whiskey sour out of a plastic cup on the 6:15 train home last night, it came to me. It was divine inspiration, kinda like my muse had return after a long vacation or something--pure brilliance.
The question at hand is how do you lose weight without dieting or exercise? The answer is move to Sri Lanka because the gravitational pull is the weakest in Sri Lanka. A stronger gravitational pull will result in a higher weight for any given object. I wonder if I can market this, maybe make a million and retire in my own riverfront home.
Of course other factors such as weather, planetary spin, and planetary girth will influence gravitational forces. I'm going to just simplify my life and find my way to Sri Lanka were I will weigh less but have to find high ground. I believe the key to a happy life is survival and health, so avoiding a tsunami is on the top of my to do list.
